Mangled Song Lyrics
My boyfriend has a talent for mangling song lyrics. This past weekend was no different. He started singing Dean Martin's "That's Amoré" with his own little flair.
Original lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amoré
Boyfriend's mangled lyrics:
When the moon hits the pie like a pizza in your eye
That's amoré
Yes, he was craving to eat pizza, but it wasn't a full moon (new moon was on Friday) and he doesn't drink alcoholic beverages. I admit it was late in the night so I chalk up his mangled lyrics to him being sleepy. I shudder to think how he would have mangled the rest of the song had he remembered some of the words....
